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My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother

BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
Grandma:What?
BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

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zekestiel:

xyvch:

Beautiful Rudeness - hand type

ive never been insulted so elegantly

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things that make me laugh harder than they should:

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Japan’s annual Kanamara Matsuri festival, aka the “Festival of the Steel Phallus.”

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i cant wait to be here

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